|Yep, not safe for work. Well, kind of, if your work only scans for "dirty words" but I definitely skate around censored words. It's sensual, kind of sexy, but not slutty. Does that help?|
[Editor's note: Those were all rhetorical questions, please do not answer with personal preferences.]
|Their both pretty sexy depending on your fetish. Am I weird for thinking BOTH are cute? RHETORICAL QUESTION!|
Ideally they would see the potential in our partnership and name a hermaphrodite character "Pickleope" and the title will be "Pickleope's Secret." Y'know what, I'll even write the script for you, unnamed company. All you have to do is get it recorded and try not to drown in the money you'll be piled under.
Oh, and if you have a need for a background/ancillary character in any of your recordings, I would LOVE to do that. I can do "shocked neighbor who continues to watch in horrified yet titillated fascination," "angry manager who's wondering where the pizza delivery boy is," "sleeping drunk in the alley over whom an amorous couple is copulating," "random pervert 3," "person getting lashed in an S&M dungeon," "person who has to leave the orgy early due to bowel issues," and I can do a good goat impression. That's some versatility.
My one-sided interaction with them gave me the idea for a line of Pickleope sex toys. Think about how perfect a Pickleope sex toy would be.
But there's versatility. Just change sizes and antler direction and you can have all sorts of toys.And there's no judgement from the Pickleope Make-M-O toy company (I'm "toying" with the name...get it? Huh? Get it? Toy...Okay, fine, if you can do better, suggestions are welcome.).
|I drew this at work.|
Have a great weekend free of disturbing, sentient sex toys.