Have I got a solution for you! Introducing Pickleope brand Summer Business Attire and Formal Wear!
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Sounds great, right? But don't take our word for it, here are some testimonials!
Sorry, Cthulhu, we're working on a line of clothes for imaginary, aging demon-things.
But for humans, call now! Or risk persistent sweat stains on all your business attire.
(I desperately hope someone finds this blog by Googling "Cthulhu's old saggy boobs".)
Hhahaha I like it. I should draw Boyfriend in one... (dunno how he'd feel about the sleevelessness, though. picky, picky.)
ReplyDeleteSock garters are a highly underrated technology. I hate slouchy socks! And I'm sure that men would benefit from a tie with built in deodorant. But I would really, really love to see Cthulhu formal wear!
ReplyDeleteI like it that you kept the pleat in the business shorts. It's a nice touch. I've often wondered about taking things to the next fashion level for men's wear anyway. For example; what about triple pleats for men's slacks? Maybe a very, slight zipper mechanism for combining the pleats to one's own pleasure and taste? Oh, and you know how they re-imaged the Polo shirts to have a much larger horse and rider? (Didn't like that) So, why not go all out and make a Ralph Lauren Polo Men's Hard Rider line? Get this: it's a FULL body suit that has a false horse attached to the crotch and comes with a REAL Polo rider's crop for you to carry in the office? Waiting for my phone to start ringing now. Where is my phone?! Oh, I used it to prop up my whiskey bottle feeding tubes last night. (The lines get tangled sometimes and can cause quite the mess!) Off to duct tape a orchid scent air freshener to the back of my tie! Labors, baby!
ReplyDeleteThis work wear sounds awesome for lunch time bachelor parties in office like in soap opera.
ReplyDeleteThat wig and monocle accessories come with the suit or we need to pay extra?
For the record, I go to office in goofy costumes only when they ask me to work on weekends or when I dont like.
The men folk here in my office get very pesky at the double standard.
ReplyDeleteThen I remind them that they typically have higher salaries, pay less for dry cleaning and don't have monthly pain and to shut the fuck up.
I like that the single crease indicates that the shorts mean business. I would do a quadruple crease 'cause I like tons of business.
ReplyDeleteYou sir are a genius! You'll make millions with this idea! If I worked in an office I'd pay for that outfit!!
ReplyDeleteohh Cthulhu! You'll have to remain nude for now!
I am almost sure that someone will find this post by searching for Cthulu's boobs. I love the summer wear too. I'd totally wear them, if the short came in short sleeve as well as shirtless.
ReplyDeleteI've never liked the look of a man in business attire. Whose idea was it anyway? I mean really, the tie is like the noose placed around the neck of a man about to be hanged and maybe that's the point. You're style is far superior to the stodgy corporate image. Love those sock garters!!
ReplyDeleteFor some reason the fact that the buttons were teeny fans really made mr crack up!
ReplyDeleteYou have a solution for everything!!!
ReplyDeleteI finally know what am gonna wear when I walk down that isle. And I mean business.
ReplyDeleteOh will you come and design the corporate wear for my workplace? Our mob are clueless about achieving comfort while still creating a professional image
ReplyDeleteI Googled "Cthulhu demon porn" and it brought me here. Does that count?
ReplyDeleteTrust me, you'll at least get a hit on the search term, "saggy boobs"
ReplyDeleteCan women get fans in their clothing too??
You need to design something for smelly men like my husband you know the man he likes to wear the same shirt to work two or three days in a roll and doesn't get that he stinks.....lol
ReplyDeleteIt's so classy, a man can even wear it to his own wedding.
ReplyDeleteWe only have two men that work in our office. And I must say, I would not mind a bit seeing either one of them in this outfit, as they are both quite yummy :) At least they appear that way all covered up...I hope I wouldn't be in for a rude awakening!
ReplyDeleteAs a female who has to adhere to a modesty dress code, I could totally rock the Pickleope Summer Business attire. Except for the shirt. I'm not allowed to go sleeveless. Oh, and how long are the shorts? They have to be longer than the tips of my fingers when I hold my arms straight down.
ReplyDeleteOn a separate note, I do love all the drawings!
There is a guy I work with who has the worst pit stains ever. I mean, he is just a sweaty son of a bitch. I would recommend this to him, but if I did, who would I make fun of to make the day go by more quickly.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I need those shorts. My taint likes breathable clothing.
Hugs!
Valerie
I'm just excited that after all my hard work at the gym, there's finally business attire that will let the "guns" breathe while I'm working. Then I can strut around the office looking like a Chippendale's reject. Especially if those breathable ventilation points make it look like a see-through mesh shirt. I'm going to be so popular at the office. Or the gay club. Whatever.
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