|Not that kind of exposure, but don't expose your family like this either. Source|
Bigfoot attack your car? You're covered (provided you can show video proof, hair sample, stool sample, foot cast and semen sample.
|Quick, someone call Steve Austin! (You must be 40 years old or into 70s Sci-Fi to get that joke.) Image Source|
Chupacabra attack your goat herd? Too bad because we don't cover chupacabras, those things are real and everywhere.
But you get the above two styles of coverage and a full menu of other coverage to suit your particular needs.
We cover Loch Ness Monster*, Sexy Loch Ness Monster**, Mothman, Moth-hermaphrodite, club DJs with an understanding of the Pythagorean theorem, all manner of supposedly "mythical" creatures.
Cryptid Insurance by Pickleope:
No Man-Bat too big, no Cottingley Fairy too small, we insure against them all...except those freaky chupacabras.
*Loch Ness Monster insurance is not available in Scotland or whilst traveling in Scotland.
**The sexiness of your particular Loch Ness Monster shall be determined only by our trained professionals.
|Sorry, you really should have read the agreement, Cthulhu is on page 78.|
I performed a quick search in case some horribly amoral social predator already had this idea, and surprise, there's Alien Invasion Insurance (not an endorsement). Thankfully this isn't exactly a sustainable business model as it seems they aren't selling anymore (not that I checked...yes I did. That would be hilarious and frame-able).
|Click for full size???? Or don't, you get the idea.|