Anybody who has blogged for a while will have noticed a dip in comments and interaction following the Christmas/New Year break. People fall out of the habit, get busy, supplant writing with drinking, or just value the extra time not writing affords them. Whatever the reason, I wanted to bid them a fond farewell. This song goes out to them...
To all the blogs we lost this yearFor those dead homies I tip out some beer.Good luck in whatever you do(But how dare you find something new)Good luck focusing on your career.To all the blogs who post no more.To be honest your tales were kind of a bore.I valued you when you read my wordsBut you're not reading this so eat my turds.(I truly am a comment whore.)To all the bloggers who have moved onI miss your snark now that it's gone.You probably found another hobbyBut this and booze are my therapy.My last gift to you is this song.To all the bloggers who no longer read.Were we just there for your ego to feed?You could still come to see our writing.Our need for validation you are fighting.Farewell to all, we'll still be here if you need.
Goodbye, dead blogs, you will be missed.
Bonus points if you know what song I Weird Al'd.