|This post is in case you don't want to sell parts of yourself like a NASCAR chasis|
Take a part time job: Oh, I'm sorry, are you really doing all that much stuff in the evenings three nights a week that you can't spare a few hours working at a menial job? Choose carefully, however. If you want to exercise a little more and save money on food, get a job at a restaurant. If you want to do all the same things you're doing now at night, get a job as a security guard or a gas station attendant. You'll get to sit there all alone, watch stuff on your computer or even bring your kids along...Wait, if you have kids, why don't they all have jobs? We'll address that next.
These are part time jobs are crappy so you really don't have to apply yourself. Hell, get drunk on the job for all anyone cares! By the time they catch you, you'll have at least earned a couple hundred bucks just for exercising or farting around on the internet, things you would probably be doing anyway.
|Only the most incredibly stupid and irresponsible things could be accomplished in a work environment.|
If your kids are in the 8-13 year old range, have them steal for you. They're in that sweet spot where they can conceivably go into a store unsupervised, steal, and then you can put whatever they steal up on EBay. Even if they get caught, what's the worst that'll happen, they get a stern talking to?
|Oooooooh! Okay, maybe THAT is the worst case scenario. Image Source of a teen candy thief getting brutally tackled by an overzealous officer who thinks he's in Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol.|
And these are just a few. Imagine what you could accomplish with 98% less dignity and skilled hands you don't mind washing a lot?
There are also things like tattoo practice subject, art class nude model, interstate drug smuggler, sell your hair to wig companies, save money by only using a credit card then disputing all the charges (a temporary solution at best), freelance bounty hunter, or garage sale garbage flipper (buying other people's used crap then selling it at a premium online), or move back in with your parents then have them committed as mentally unsound then sell off their assets (hi, Mom, I know you're an occasional reader).
For your financial freedom, you are welcome.