|What? A three-headed, rainbow-vomiting panda is much cuter than what I was doing. This masterpiece courtesy of Derek Chatwood...the legal action adverse, Derek Chatwood.|
|Again, much cuter than what I was doing. Source|
"You'll be able to resist temptation because you won't be able to keep anything down. Weight you didn't know you had will start working its way out of every pore of your skin as you sweat to a new, healthier you. And while you're losing that extra weight your abs will become involuntarily shredded as you flex them whilst uncontrollably vomiting. Just a side benefit of our
"But it doesn't stop there! Tired of the struggle against dingleberries? Worry not! As the agressive vomiting starts to subside, it will be replaced by agressive diarrhea! More pounds shredded and with the sheer velocity of the liquid being expelled from your body, you won't need to waste time sitting when you use the bathroom! Active defecation for an active lifestyle!
|STILL cuter than any image from my actual day. Yet I'm somehow still married....as of this post anyway. Source|
I await my Pulitzer.