So to make up for my oversight, allow me to thank those kindly enough to shower me with gifts in rhyme. I shall thank them in limerick!
Thank you to those who have the contests
For winning is truly the best
It brings me great joy
Like a priest molesting a boy
Perhaps that metaphor should be reassessed.
I won a gift card to Think Geek
From a nerd with mystique
Twas Delightfully Ludicrous
Who is quite scrupulous
And her hilariousness you should definitely seek.
|Did no one notice she's juggling Heathcliff? Maybe the suicidal kitten distracts.|
So good it has me fainting
To be quite fair
My hemoglobin is thinner than hair
And that might explain my weight gaining
(I have a poor understanding of biology.)
|One of my first Reader Pickleopes, and still one of the best, which is good because she's one of the best.|
Crafted on a mannequin farm (it's where mannequins come from, don't question me)
The Flying Platypus is the giver
When I see it my colon doth quiver
As a disembodied limb doth disarm
I make no apology for that bad pun
It was all meant in the spirit of fun
It's quite hard to rhyme
All these damn lines
I should have thought of that before writing this one.
|It's a Flying Platypicklepus! In honor of Valerie! Of course it has bat wings, the platypicklepus is badass, much like the lady who inspired it. I like this drawing so much, it's my cell phone background.|
|Makes me laugh every time I see it.|
Who drew Batman in a frock
Her original art
Makes me laugh til I shart
I deserve congratulations for not rhyming with cock
(The synonym for rooster, you dirty dirty pervs.)
|My finger is still green from this tribute to Pickle the Poke the Rock|
Gifts, art, limbs, I can't get enough
All you have to do
To get a pickled version of you
Is send pictures of you in the buff.
Okay, that last part isn't true
I don't want to see all that is you
Keep your pants on
Tuck away your prawn (penis metaphor)
There's only one person I want to screw (I'm really conceited).
Thank you again to everyone kindly enough to have fun with me here in this digital land whether you comment, share cool stuff, or just read and get a smile. Writing this is true joy and I'm really happy to connect with anyone through this medium.
Do something silly this weekend.