|They're so white, they could probably solar power a house. Image source|
There is a delusion that people who have a lot of kids have a lot of sex. In the opposite shall ye find the truth.
The number of kids a person has is inversely proportionate to the amount of sex he/she has. Couples who have more than three kids are avoiding sex by all means necessary.
Don't get me wrong, "baby-making sex" is still probably the fourth most vigorous type of sex you can have--1) breakup sex; 2) people who have been friends for years who decide to have sex for the first time; 3) forbidden sex; 4) baby making sex; 5) fresh out of prison sex (or just stopped being pope sex...visualize it. do it. put that image in your head.)
But baby making sex happens in short bursts then goes on hiatus for at least 10 months (the extra month is kegel time). Then after the kid is born, good luck finding time or energy for fun sex. The more kids a couple has, the less time they have for naked slappy time. Children are sex-repellant.
Also, an abnormally high number of children is evidence that a couple isn't good at sex.
You have eight kids? Obviously you haven't had sex enough times to know what the "pull-out method" is, nor how it works.
|Yeah, this book is popular because children adhere to a stable sleep pattern.|
That should be a good game to play at the baby shower. "Justify another baby" is way better than "pin the penis on the fetus" or whatever it is people do at those things.