BUT! I'm also the BEST at walking. I am tall, meaning I have a center of gravity that hovers somewhere in the realm of awkward. The fact that I can remain upright at all is nothing short of a testament to my greatness as a biped. There have been moments where someone's dumb toddler was being the worst at walking and stumbled in the path of my enormous, unwieldy feet. I did not stomp on the child. Oh no, I gracefully avoided child in such a profoundly graceful manner that any ballerinas in the vicinity most assuredly set their tutu on fire in shame.
|That's one angry ballerina. Image source|
|Shakespeare (Billy Shakes to his friends) knows it's true, but|
what do I know, we're only BEST FRIENDS!
We're all terrible SOMETIMES. We all have an off day. Michael Jordan is the Michael Jordan of f**king up. Embrace it. If you can get your arrogance to back the hell off for a minute, you may just learn from your mistakes and then, when you're back to being awesome, you'll be all that more awesome because you learned from your off day.