Leaves change colors, nature puts on a show in Autumn. "Fall" is simply a gloomy prelude to Winter. Children are swept from the streets and dumped back in school in Autumn. Children are crammed in overcrowded bully farms where their imagination is crushed in lieu of rote memorization in "fall." New iPhones and new television shows come out in Autumn. Crack dealers fist fight pregnant women in the garish season of "fall". Autumn brings temperate weather. "Fall" brings drunken football fans taking swan dives off stadium balconies.
Autumn brings a cornucopia of 5K "fun runs", "fall" brings...well, a cornucopia of 5K "fun runs". (There's no escaping the cornucopia of 5K's.)
|"Hooray, we all celebrate looking ridiculous whilst blocking serious runners!" Sorry, image sourcers. (sourcerors?)|
|Gross, and to think, this person once led a nation.|
That's right, those are GW Bush's pasty legs. Image Source
Join me, won't you, in reviving Autumn and thus, reinvigorating society. Down with "fall"! Up with Autumn!
|Not really sure if this is "fall" or Autumn, really. This is a postcard you can buy here.|