|And she is 36 years old! Ahhhhhhh! I think frat boys would believe me if I said this was Cameron Diaz sans-makeup.|
|Yes, you too can get paid to critique personal appearances!|
All you have to do is get enough plastic surgery to look vaguely
Asian and you too can throw stones in the glass house!
This mockery is so pervasive that we deify women who have somehow eluded Hollywood's death hounds used to cull the actress population. "Oh, Dame Helen Mirren! She's SOOOOO beautiful. And graceful and...She what now? She acts? Huh, who knew. Who cares, let's talk about what a GILF she is!"
"Wow, Sigourney Weaver is still so hot! No way will I give her an acting job, but good for her not succumbing to the wood-chipper that is the female aging process."
|Ewwww, yucky, yuck, yack! Put yourself away, Zuul, you're too old to dare attempt to use your sexuality! (Yes, that was sarcasm, obviously.)|
|Yeah, it lasts from age 18-death. Image source|
Or maybe/definitely it's a myth.
Now that we've covered why this illusion may have been created, come back Wednesday for evidence on why men actually age worse. Sorry, dudes, you'll just have to be content with having every other advantage in the world.